Because the capuchins (the monkeys, not the friars) are coming for us. For serious.
The following video was posted on Cute Overload today:
Watching the whole thing is awesome. Much of it is squee-worthy, or at least was to me and I have to give the videographer mad props for not frightening off the monkeys by squeeing is paroxysms of delight when watching the monkeys. However, if you don't watch the whole thing, at least watch from about 3:30 onward.
Yeah. Little buggers are all about some dropping big heavy things from heights. On purpose. At enemies.
"Yeah, fine, whatever, the live in South America, in the jungle, so what?" you say.
Well, then, watch this:
Oh yeah, we're screwed. It's only a matter of time before the ones in the wild learn to drive and fly planes. Then they'll meet up with all the "domesticated" helper monkeys. And then...well, my friends, then those of us with a plan will be safe and sound and the rest of the world will devolve into utter, capuchin-controlled chaos.