WANT!

There must be some way I could incorporate this into my cane, right?

Minimix Blaster

Minimix Blaster
Originally uploaded by Tinkerbots

How freakin' cool is this? I've always loved the shapes and colors of vintage kitchen equipment, but never thought to recombine it with other bits and pieces to make a wicked cool space-age blaster.

This would make my occasional tendency to smoosh up against walls, peer around the corner and yell "pew pew" at people way more fun. And possibly more comprehensible. Possibly.

Be afraid, be very afraid

I found a set of interchangeable needles on eBay. $18 after shipping. Gently used. Happy dance! Now I can poke people or garrote them, however the mood strikes me!

Sing it with me now:

Stabby, stabby, poke, poke, stabby, stabby, poke - yay!