What an enormous douche. Don't get me wrong, it's not that I hate him for not wanting to get married right away and start popping out kids. I have no problem with that. It's that he feels the need to publicize their problems in that way. And this quote:
"Because if somebody wants a child -- man, that's the greatest gift you can give to a woman -- so who are you to stand there and say I don't want one. So we were at different points in our lives. We were not compatible on that issue."
Really, Lance? A baby is the greatest gift you can give a woman. Greater than respect? Love? Affection? Kindness?Cookies? Viable sperm is the greatest gift? Well crap, I guess I'm going to have to start collecting sperm to give as gifts.
"What's that, Mom? What's with the test-tube and the turkey baster you gave me last Xmas? Well, you see, a baby is the greatest gift you can give a woman. Since human trafficking is illegal, I thought I'd give you the um, means. No...no, it's not your son in law's, that would be weird. I bought if off some bum on the corner... Yes...yes that is horrifically disgusting, Mom, but, you know, Lance Armstrong is a freakin' hero and a great American and crap, so... Yeah, Mom, I won't do that again."
Also, this means my husband is going to get off waaay to easily in the gift department. Damn you, Lance Armstrong.